Fishing and waterways

'Av some 'umber

 

And some River Worth.

 

I'll alert the authorities.

Only joking. It's a good walk we do that takes in Oakworth, Haworth & Oxenhope stations.

 

I've hired a barge in Skipton on Satdi, once I remove the restrictor I should be able to do donuts and everything, careering down the canal breaking as many poles as possible whilst hurling empty beer cans at dog walkers.

 

Thats on a par with me filling my screen washer bottle with urine and " cleaning " my screen when passing cyclists.

 

I am not the friggin tiller man, I am delegating, from either within or the roof (sunbathing), my subordinates can do the hard work.

 

Captain Bligh eh , hope the barge isn't called the " bounty " long way to row from Shipley to Skipton.

 

I saw some royal wedding parties last Saturday on the boats and it looked fun. Beer, music and good company, there are 10 of us so should be a good do.

 

AlI have to do is dangle a quid, just out of reach, on a plank, and all my shipmates will follow (like lemmings), into the briny.

 

Day trips are not insured for locks but there is a a 20+ mile stretch between Gargrave and Bingley with no locks. Tbh, seeing as we are meeting in Wetherspoons at 8am, operating locks will be well beyond us by noon, so no bad thing. It's very good value...£190 9am-4pm for up to 10 people. Weather looking good too at 19/20c, beer to be picked up en-route (Morrisons at the first bridge) and then hopefully still sober enough to watch he CL final in Skipton.

 

I don't know but will be pissed.....if there is loophole for anglers, dog walkers and Park Bantam next satdi then I'll happily pay for a good bow and arrows.

 

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Nothing new there then you should be our chairman.