Restaurants and stuff

If it's good you could say 'it's the knuts!' in your review.

You can have that one.

 

Hmm.

 

Ooph - look forward to hearing about this 'un.

 

Practically written the review for you there. Narrative and tone set up with that zinger.

Can't help some people. I'd say it's the last time I'll try but I'll stick at it.

 

Extending it to 500-600 words would be a real help.

 

Stick to knut based puns and spoonerisms and it should work out quite well.

 

Must have been a nightmare for restaurants last night with the Visa system not working

 

We struggled in pubs. Queues were massive at cash machines.

Course, old-schoolers will now be able to smugly remind us all "that's why you only use cash".

 

We have the old zip zap machines,that you put the paper in along with the card and get people to sign, at work incase the system goes down but I just say cash only as it is too much faf plus a lot of people don’t even sign their cards

 

Old schoolers are arseholes.

 

An insurance sent me a cheque for 12 quid last week, wtf am I meant to do with that?!

 

You could get a pipe of crack and pint in Spoons Leeds for that. What do you want for £12?

 

12 Colin Doyle that's a full team plus 1 sub.

 

I meant, what am I meant to do with the cheque?..Nevermind...The crack pipe sounds like good value though.

 

I’d say a quick visit to the bank but they are never quick due to the lack of branches and the queues.

Post it to the bank?

 

Just watched 2 tourists buy food, photograph food, walk off and leave food.

Bonkers.

 

I hope you did the decent thing and eat it if it looked good.

 

Alas, it got taken away. And one of the coffees looked far too fancy.

 

Are you sure they were tourists and it wasn't @Bronco and @Offside on a day out it could be an age thing.