Joke Thread

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh louder.

 

In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you $2.50 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you $3.25 for a steak pie.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

A rich miser, determined to take his wealth with him when he goes, orders his wife to bury him with all his money. Some time after the funeral, a friend asks the widow: "So did you bury him with his money?" "Well, ye-es...I wrote a cheque and put it in his shroud."

And on the same theme:

A rich lawyer is determined to take his wealth with him when he goes. He has all his money stuffed into some bags which are then stored in the attic -- as his soul ascends to heaven, he is sure, it'll collect the bags on its way up. Some time later, his now-rich widow is asked about this. She merely smiles sweetly and says: "I told him he should have put the bags in the cellar, but he wouldn't listen!"

RCB