Joke Thread

Guilty as charged......

 

They're back in numbers here, along with most of the other regular birds. The outdoors has become a lot noisier!



RCB

 

A hundred years ago, craftmanship was far superior to that of today. For example, the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water after all these years.

 

RCB

 

Other countries and organisations are available...

UK military procurement system simplified:

"So, RAF wants to buy a dog for 50 quid. MOD says no, not when we can buy a cat for 30. MOD purchases a cat. After years of field trials, it is decided that the cat cannot perform the function of a dog. RAF says look, we can still get a dog for 50 quid, it's all good. MOD says no, we've already got the cat, and for only 45 quid we can kit it out to perform the function of a dog! That’s still cheaper than the dog! MOD kit the cat out and, with a lot of screaming and shouting, the cat almost passes the tests. MOD decide to lower the standard of the test because it is unfair on the cat, who is feeling belittled because it is expected to pass the dog test. MOD hire a cat specialist for 30 quid to design a testing process for the cat. Once the testing process is tailored to suit the cat, it passes with flying colours! MOD supply RAF with the upgraded cat. Once in use, RAF discovers that the cat is not functional as a dog and demands a dog. MOD have no money left to purchase a dog after project cat blew the budget, and RAF has no choice but to put up with the cat."

RCB