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Joke Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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    What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

    Lost.

    Who is a penguin's favourite relative?

    Aunt Arctica.

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    Isn't it nice to know that, in this changing world, the jokes on the Penguin wrappers remain consistent!

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    This is not a joke as such but it really made me laugh.
    This is 10 minutes after Solksjaer was sacked.
    I like a bet but these odds are ridiculous.

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    Mary had a little skirt

    That was split right up the sides

    And everywhere that Mary went

    The boys could see her thighs.

    Mary had another skirt

    That was split right up the front.

    She never wore that one
     
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