It gets right on my tits that does!

Or women who go shopping wait for the cashier to say the price then spend ages looking for their card. It can't come as a surprise that you have to pay for your shopping so why wait until you are told to start looking?

 

Old people and unemployed using the post office at lunchtime. They have all day to use it but go there in the only time I can use it

 

People who use the word snowflake whilst sat in a house which has gone up by 1000%, on a final salary pension, planning their next cruise

 

Never really understood that. I'd rather be last on, sat in comfort in the airport lounge then first on and cramped waiting for everyone else

 

They should have just opened the back door

 

Yes. When has I don't like what you are saying turned into fake news?

 

sorry. I've just found this thread as you can tell

 

With you all the way Bro' ........... Also staff !!
I venture to my local Spar shop most mornings ........ BUT ..... A certain assistant is on duty two mornings a week. Jeeze ....... NEVER have I had to wait so long to be served - even at CHRISTMAS !!

 

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! Have you noticed, also, that BLOKES use TWO hands when shopping ? Freakin' 'Wimmin' only use one !! And THEY want equality, lol.

 

Here's one for y'all ................

My missus used to do Art and 'exclusive' pottery nights. My contribution was to provide the drinks and nibbles.
A 'well to do' Lady was in attendance, one evening (Chauffeur driven in a MINI - No, not her skirt, her car !)

This evening I was out numbered by say 15:1, and this Woman advises me that Women are BETTER at multi- tasking than their Male counterparts.
I immediately agreed, but quickly stated that although a Man may only take on 25 tasks - He achieves 20.
Whereas a Woman will undertake 100, but only complete one or two !!

Yes ... I became the most despised Man in Shipley, that night !

 

a woman's work is never done. that's why they get paid less

 

What really annoys me as a primary school teacher is children asking to go to the toilet. I always say no.

 

And then when the kids pee themselves or worse you get the teaching assistant to clean them up .

 

I teach 10/11 year olds. So they hold it.

 

Oh the joy of youth eh @Bronco
I remember when I could

 

Haha good job you are not in my class.

I refused a boy last week, he replied with why are you being sexist Miss

 

No mate I was the caretaker that had to clean the area up when the poor little souls s**t themselves.

 

One little problem with that is girls are not allowed either.

 

Wasn't this schtick tried on the claret & banter forum?
Those with long memories should get this spam poster.

 

Insomnia.