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It gets right on my tits that does!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by shoatsy, Apr 13, 2018.

  1. shoatsy

    shoatsy Well-Known Member
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    people stopping at roundabouts when there's nothing coming:mad:
     
  2. bantam65

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    Pillocks driving up the outside of a traffic queue at traffic lights and then cutting across and turning left at the lights, often in Audis, BMWs or Mercs.
     
  3. Frank Castle

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    Babies... you know, the small, crying, pooping, eating machines that do literally nothing interesting and spend 18 hours a day asleep. I don't mind it once they go past one and they're a bit more interactive and fun.

    (I've just spent the afternoon with my 4 month nephew, I lost count of the amount of times I was asked if I 'wanted a hold', my answer was no every time by the way).
     
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  4. shoatsy

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    Alan carr
     
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    Potholes.

    Some seriously big ones out there at the moment. Not great for cycling.
     
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    When I decided I wanted to be a pig and I ordered a treble burger from a greasy takeaway place. When it arrived at my house and I sat down to eat it, I realised that there was only 1 burger in the bun rather than the 3 I had asked for. Sadly, the takeaway had closed by the time the order had been delivered so I couldn’t even ring to complain.

    To add to this misery, the takeaway had the cheek to charge me the price for a treble burger too.

    Such a disappointment.
     
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    Going to the barbers and someone beating you threw the door by seconds
     
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    Leeds United, so called supporters who big them up at every opportunity but have never seen them play other than on Sky.
     
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    It's the German Way
     
  10. bantam65

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    German?
    Really?
    ;)
     
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    Ah, My favourite thread. Welcome to my latest bug bears, very random but get on my wick

    Six seater dining tables that only fit four chairs under meaning no matter how many times you pass through the room you still stub your toe or bang your gut on a chair.

    Uk holiday parks, not letting you in the accommodation until after 4pm and kicking you out at 10am on day of the departure. I paid for seven days not five and a bit you robbing gets.

    Blokes walking around with their hand down their pants, scrubby, dirty pillocks

    Buses that move faster when your chasing them than they do when you are on them
     
  13. Rogered Tart

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    Those badly built cars always get on mt tits as we'll.
     
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    Britains got talent.................
    This year full of acts with hard luck stories...
    Fair enough............but at some stage they have to be booted off...
     
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    I was just about to moan about BGT.

    Shite.
     
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    Going to the barber’s, seeing a huge queue and nobody coming in after you. Dunno why, but that royally pisses me off.
     
  18. RonnieBrown

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    Opting for a shorter queue in the supermarket, only to find the two in front of you want to spend the whole weekend there !
     
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    Whilst on supermarkets......
    You're behind the couple who have a full trolley load !!
    The woman removes a tin of beans with her left hand and holds on to it, for dear life. Her right hand slowly unloads the rest of the trolley one item at a time, whilst continually adjusting her handbag, over her left shoulder.
    Hubby is stood with hands in pockets. He can't pack the shopping, 'cos wifey left all 6 carriers on the bottom of the trolley!
    Finally! The shopping is unloaded, and the woman can now put that tin of beans on the conveyor. :D
    It's not over .......... Wifey now insists she packs the shopping. Again, picks up a tin etc .........
    So - An hour or so later ........ HUBBY pays the bill. Errrr ............... Why in the Hell did wifey have her bloody handbag anyway, if hubby was paying ?? :mad:
     
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    Internet shopping sounds good for you, Ronnie. Probably did it on purpose to wind you up. People are scum.
     

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