It gets right on my tits that does!

I'd have just p1ssed on your desk m8.

 

What if you was busting for a shit?

 

Then I'd go in his desk, a double pleasure then.

 

I'm a lady x

 

And I'm a billionaire with a 12 inch....

Nice to meet you.

 

Another Royal fecking wedding tomorrow.

I’m glad there’s a storm on the way.

 

In vogue with our Supporters atm ......... Those who clamour for positive action to be taken - But do nothing regarding planning and implementing anything ................... They just moan about folk doing nothing !!! .....

 

My company shoving me in an Ibis Budget hotel for 2 feckin nights.... not even a kettle for a brew first thing. Im gonna be like a bear with a sore head without a caffeine injection tomorrow.
GRRRRRRRR!!!

 

You’ll have to find something else to do whilst you’re in that hotel room with nothing to do.

 

Billy Connolly, Sean Connery and other exiled Scots who don't pay taxes in Scotland stating that independence is a good idea!!

 

Solid, quality workmanship! No, I've not lost any marbles I might have; just doing more renovations, which means removing a floor-to-ceiling and wall-to-wall built-in shelving unit, whilst trying not to do too much damage to the surrounding walls and ceiling. Where's cheap, shoddy, flimsy work that falls apart when you breathe on it when you need it?

Back to work now. Should get it done before the match starts...

RCB

 

I'd lighten up, sounds like they want rid of you...........

 

Eeeek... Well, I've got news for them.
I'll hopefully be off under my own steam shortly

 

I see the Queen is getting a pay rise this year. It’s nice that the country is finally beginning to look after its own.

 

Traffic lights on leeds rd shipley fecking nightmare

 

Better than wasting it on the feckless.......

 

That’s exactly what they’re doing.

 

All those morons outside parliament shouting over outside TV news broadcasts.....
I Mean...how do they manage to get time off work...?