What's the weirdest place you have been banned from?

I should have been there but it’s a long story.

I used to live round the corner and I played for the pool team for some years.

My wife was the only lady allowed in the tap room. She was the safest person in there cos nobody would give her grief, everyone knew us and would not allow any harm to come to her!!!

 

Wise move

 

I played for Belle Isle working men’s club.

Only the best for me.

 

Belle Isle had a working mens club now that is taking the piss.....

 

Barsteward , you beat me too it .

 

I like that! It was a bit dodgy when we played Middleton WMC.

 

I hope you had padlocks on your boots.....

 

Thats nowt , I played for the Cap and Bells v The Broadstone way , we won 6-1 we ended up with 9 them 7 5 red cards , 10 bookings spectators brawling both mangers bleeding Ref running to changing rooms grabbing his stuff and leaving without collecting his " match fees " .

 

Not really sure what cards were given out I got through the game unscathed, I don’t remember scores I was still alive and breathing. We all got pissed after the game, that I do remember.

 

Not a good mixture Buttershaw and Holmewood it was always going to be fiesty. I did hear that the ref jumped in a certain players car to get him away for the match fee

 

Lion inclosure at Windsor safari Park, mate got out the car to take some pictures, didn't go down well Told we couldn't go back through. Also ask to leave the parrot show and whale inclosure for various reasons.