What's the weirdest place you have been banned from?

Richard Dunnes.

When I was about 8 I'd finished swimming and got changed and was in the viewing area at the side of the pool. I walked somewhere I shouldn't have in my outdoor shoes and the lifeguard got very cross with me. He said I wasn't allowed to come back and then when it was time to go home he said I had to go out down this tunnel corridor instead of the main door. I was too scared to tell my parents. I went out of the main door with everyone else and was shtting myself that he'd see me. Never went back until I was an adult with my own kids. What a bully!

 

The Banana Bar in Amsterdam for constantly calling the Australian barman Skippy and generally been a cnt.

 

Scotland.

 

Richard Dunne’s (Again)
Delph Hill stores.
Fryer Tuck’s chip shop.
ABC cinema, Halifax.
George Pub, Birkenshaw.

 

I remember this

 

The most funny thing about my ban from the History page is the guy who runs it , we meet up pre - match and sit next to each other at VP , should be a cracking reunion .

 

Did you get your postcard written before being ejected?

I was banned from the White Horse in Bingley for six weeks before my eighteenth birthday. The landlady suddenly decided she'd seen me in school uniform and refused my entry, even though I'd been drinking there for over a year on every Friday night. Luckily the Brown Cow was happy with my continued custom.

 

Yes m8, got the postcard and my glasses ‘cleaned’

 

Strangely enough I got banned from a nightclub after never setting foot in the place
It was the opening night of Cloud Nine in Bradford early eighties my friend had got some tickets to the very exclusive bash so suited and booted we decided to have a few "liveners"before arrival
Old Crown, Yates wine lodge, Unicorn, Boy and Barrell etc (got strange looks in those places being dressed up) On arrival at Cloud Nine the bouncer said I was too drunk and couldn't come in 15 mins arguing later I convinced him I was ok to gain admittance I promptly fell up the steps and was removed and banned without setting foot in the place I think I was the first ever to be banned from there and never went back

 

I got banned from the Fforde Grene in Leeds for accidentally throwing a bottle that landed on the drugs squad table. Oooops, It was 40 some years ago.

 

Have a feeling if it was now I’d be banned too

 

Loved Cloud Nine. No need to travel to Leeds in those days for a good night out.

 

Saw Dire Straits in there before they were famous
Great old boozer that was
always pleased to get out with all my limbs in tact

 

Played football against them , beat them 1-0 in a cup game , very tasty game . Declined the post match drinks and food , escaped back to Bradford .