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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

  1. Hugh Jarse

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    Border collies being border collies...

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    An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

    Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

    Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

    They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" He asked, rather tentatively.

    "I would like it infrequently," she replied.

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -"Is that one word or two?"
     
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    Love it **so funny**so funny
     
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    I was sacked from the battery shop for giving out products free of charge.
     
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    Koi carp always travel in groups of four. If attacked Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.
     
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    An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending church services at The Villages.
    About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank .

    The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

    Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
     
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