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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! Have you noticed, also, that BLOKES use TWO hands when shopping ? Freakin' 'Wimmin' only use one !! And THEY want equality, lol.

 

Here's one for y'all ................

My missus used to do Art and 'exclusive' pottery nights. My contribution was to provide the drinks and nibbles.
A 'well to do' Lady was in attendance, one evening (Chauffeur driven in a MINI - No, not her skirt, her car !)

This evening I was out numbered by say 15:1, and this Woman advises me that Women are BETTER at multi- tasking than their Male counterparts.
I immediately agreed, but quickly stated that although a Man may only take on 25 tasks - He achieves 20.
Whereas a Woman will undertake 100, but only complete one or two !!

Yes ... I became the most despised Man in Shipley, that night !

 

What really annoys me as a primary school teacher is children asking to go to the toilet. I always say no.

 

And then when the kids pee themselves or worse you get the teaching assistant to clean them up .

 

I teach 10/11 year olds. So they hold it.

 

One little problem with that is girls are not allowed either.

 

I'm a lady x

 

Another Royal fecking wedding tomorrow.

I’m glad there’s a storm on the way.

 

In vogue with our Supporters atm ......... Those who clamour for positive action to be taken - But do nothing regarding planning and implementing anything ................... They just moan about folk doing nothing !!! .....

 

My company shoving me in an Ibis Budget hotel for 2 feckin nights.... not even a kettle for a brew first thing. Im gonna be like a bear with a sore head without a caffeine injection tomorrow.
GRRRRRRRR!!!

 

I'd lighten up, sounds like they want rid of you...........

 

Traffic lights on leeds rd shipley fecking nightmare

 

Better than wasting it on the feckless.......

 

That’s exactly what they’re doing.

 

Edited for you

 

What were you doing riding about on a main road on a kiddie's toy...?

 

I think we all did. It’s just not very funny.

 

Shows offs. Not a patch on my cobbled together submarine.

 

Not a fan then.