Alex Pattison 3 year deal

Not sceptical, I'd say precise is the word.

 

Ironically,or maybe not, it's why alot of London's smaller clubs struggle to sign players from outside the capital - even when they offer more money at L2/National level it immediately gets swallowed up on rent and living costs. At our lower levels, it's always been thus that alot of players want to stay within at least commuting area from where they live - look at our North East contingent.

 

It's a secret a bit like Aunt Betties Yorkshire Pudding recipe, use his solution for the cleanest car in Bradford.

 

I haven’t used a hand car wash since I saw an operator drop his sponge in the dirt and carry on washing the car in front. I removed myself from the queue and always done it myself since….about 15 years ago….. Cowboys!.

 

Don’t go to @Fordy117 place he scrimps on detergents

 

Give up moaning!

 

Are you insinuating @Fordy117 place pongs.

 

Steamy sex smell at my place. If you like that smell then come along.

 

Midget sex.

 

That will upset Fordy.

 

Ssssshhhh....don't say it too loudly!! People will get upset!

 

He's being a bit naive there. Just wait until he finds out where he's training is actually a school. He won't be feeling excited then.

 

“even the training ground and the facilities the club has to offer is at an incredibly high standard for this level.”

think thats @Fordy117 blowing a gasket

 

Didn't know you fancied Park Bantam.

 

Oh FFS a player that likes going back to school.

 

I guess you have never actually been down there and seen the facilities. You would quickly change your mind if you did.

 

I’ve. It’s still a bloody school and a training ground that we don’t own.

 

Yet the facilities are very good and players praise it.
Do not get your obsession that we should own one.

 

Leave him alone @Idlebantam its bad enough him having to leave his sun lounger and a pint of San Miguel to come home to watch that bl00dy sh1te Bradford City no doubt Mr Ford will be one of the traveling hordes.