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It gets right on my tits that does!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by shoatsy, Apr 13, 2018.

  1. bantam65

    bantam65 Important Player
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    They don't need any practice... they're already perfect twats!
     
  2. Daisy Mcniven

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    twats who walk backwards on an escalator and think it's funny. ie me
     
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  3. RonnieBrown

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    Web sites that insist upon 'cookies' to enhance our internet experience.

    YES .......... I really want to have the best experience - So PLEASE remove those damn 'cookies' !!
     
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  4. Storck

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    When people will not just let something lie
     
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  5. shoatsy

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    the PTA mum's in the school playground !!!
     
  6. Tony Wilkinson

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    When I call in at my local shop for some fresh ice...and they only have that frozen stuff........
     
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  7. bantam65

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    Feckin coppers with nowt better to do on a Sunday than stand at the side of the road with a speed camera.....


    Yes.... I got zapped by the bugger.
    :mad::mad:

    Not seeking sympathy by the way. My own bloody fault.
     
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  8. Daisy Mcniven

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    Just came joint first in sky bet fantasy 6 a side competition. Didn't win the jackpot because I didn't get nearest to the time of the first goal. That's just got on my tits.
     
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    Chavvy dressed people who swan around like they are international jet setters all because they paid £4 to board the Ryanair flight 60 seconds before me.
     
  10. heavensentcitygent

    heavensentcitygent we do not forgive we do not forget

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    People who stop for oncoming traffic despite there been enough room for a bus
     
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  11. IanHirst

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    When you have an appointment, arrive mega early and still get seen late
     
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    Old folk moaning about being too hot. Take yer bloody cardi off, and the vest!
     
  13. Craven Cottager

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    As in 'Flake News'
     
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    Asking someone at work if they are "alright" been polite, expecting a one word answer. 10 minutes later and with my lunch break nearly over, still chewing my ear off about her work problems. Lunch over, back to work.:mad:
     
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  15. River_City_Bantam

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    Dripping away, here in London, from morning til night and back again, thanks to the current heatwave; jetlag isn't helping either. Jacket and cardi are off, by the way, and I didn't bring a vest with me.

    "Oh the heat the heat! Gladys! Turn off one of those women and put some more ice on the fire!"

    RCB
     
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    Even worse .............
    YOU have to wait patiently whilst being seen late - BUT ALL HELL IS LET LOOSE if you arrive more than 30 seconds late (Caused by inadequate parking facilities !!). You then have to wait 3 hours, or re-book !
    (Are you listening BRI ??)
     
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  17. Nottsy

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    Eclectic music nonces.
     
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  18. Botswana Bantam

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    People who want to have the last word :rolleyes:

    And no, you're still wrong!

    :D just joking
     
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  19. Botswana Bantam

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    Grown adult men wearing a baseball cap backwards and long shorts and an oversized t-shirt.

    Wtf????

    Yes, you probably wore that 20 years ago but grow up ffs
     
  20. Nottsy

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    Self righteous, self-appointed road police, who don’t understand the words ‘merge in turn’...Pricks!

    Pure Brexit.
     

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