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It gets right on my tits that does!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by shoatsy, Apr 13, 2018.

  1. Mason Handshake

    Mason Handshake Impact Sub

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    Twats who open up the overhead lockers even though the seat belt light is still on.
     
  2. Bantamspaul

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    On a flight to Cyprus we had a guy get up out if his seat, grab his bag and start walking to the front of the plane virtually the second after the wheels touched down
     
  3. Nottsy

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    I hope his suitcase was last off the conveyor.
     
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  4. Hoochy-Min

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    I'd have fantasized about punching him right in the fcking throat. Raging inside.
     
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  5. Bantamspaul

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    I think he thought he was on the bus and needed to get off quickly or he would miss his stop
     
  6. heavensentcitygent

    heavensentcitygent we do not forgive we do not forget

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    Kamikaze cyclists who think they have total right of way
     
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  7. Interested Bystander

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    Or move to a micro climate
     
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  8. abbomf

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    Lost yer mirror to me did you?
     
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  9. abbomf

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    Men who can't (or should never) wear suits, pants falling down, no belt, tie (big knot) finishing 2' before their falling down pants making them look like they have 2' foot long legs. Been to funeral today.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. RonnieBrown

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    I can place an 'X' (NO) in all three boxes, B B. ;)
    I only wear a cap - the right way around, in the Sun.
    Having had the body of an athlete and body builder for 25 years, I'm unlikely to have hidden my 'charms' behind baggy clothing. I'm now 60, and still have a 'flat' stomach. :)
     
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  11. RonnieBrown

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    Nah !! ....... YOU just ignored yet another RED light ! ;)
     
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  12. RonnieBrown

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    I hope the Pilot waited until 10,000 feet before opening the door to allow him to disembark ? ;)
     
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  13. RonnieBrown

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    WOW ........... That looks just like so many of my former Directors. :)
     
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  14. heavensentcitygent

    heavensentcitygent we do not forgive we do not forget

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    Not yet but I will catch you
     
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  15. Nottsy

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    Ricky Wilson in for Simon Mayo on Radio 2.

    Piss off!
     
  16. Interested Bystander

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    Edited for you
     
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  17. Nottsy

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    Shergar Cup day at Ascot. Load of crap.
     
  18. heavensentcitygent

    heavensentcitygent we do not forgive we do not forget

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  19. Pablo

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    Being on holiday and still nothing’s good enough!
     
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    Jetlag.

    RCB
     
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