Countdown Thread

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10 minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"

 

Just have a Nescafé and don't be a ponce.

 

Or get one, it's completely up to you.

 

Had one for years, but always fancied a vintage eight cup job, lots of garish chrome and sounding like a 1930s shunting loco

 

I'll put you down as a 'maybe' for the Crowdfunder.

 

He's thrown some #traincontent into the equation. You minx.

 

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Congrats.

I think that's your longest post thus far.

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No.

 

These sort of posts get me through the day when I’m pissed wet through and fed up.And in Goole
Thank you.

 

I was thinking of a French Press. Which is.

 

I use a French press and sometimes the aeropress. Found a metal french press, kept breaking the glass ones.

 

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Mug a tetleys (tea not bitter )

 

The word missing at the end if your sentence is..... "Different" .

 

Spoilt the joke @elleb

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That's magnificent and gross at the same time.

 

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Been cleaning cupboards
Me kitchen looks like I’m losing in a game of jumanji
Need to go back in n reorganise
Pidge n other friend will be here at 6
There will be malibu and pizza

 

Crikey! Make sure she gets home safe!!

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Had a chat with manager. Going to take next 2 weeks off.
Feel rotten cancelling clients.
On a brighter side - Football an beer later

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Copy and paste job from the KUMB