Countdown Thread

Watching Matt Hancock - what a complete bell end.
“Producing the vaccine is a bit like making bread”
Complete fecking imbecile.

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Battery on the old 3310 not great.Might leave it for now

 

We've all been there....

 

Have you never been to a doctor to inject you with yeast before?

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Nah, with a yeast infection, yeh.

 

Anyway, we've got 14 million loaves to bake by valentines day (just continuing the strange metaphor)

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Just caught up with it.

Never good when the first five questions come from your own party and they start barely a few seconds after you've started speaking!

Labour must be laughing.

 

Sounds like a job for Jesus. Maybe throw a few fish into the mix, too.

 

Labour? You mean Conservative Lite.

 

Just completed a 5 mile walk across the Dale.

 

No. 5,690 posts by valentines day. Let's not overcomplicate it.

 

He's got enough on his plate trying to knock in goals for Man City.

 

Shame there wasn't an open pub at the end for some scran!

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Right, back to work for a couple of hours.

 

Cold walk, didn’t get to the turbines as the forestry track was sheet ice. Stuck BT Fishing on the Bank on.

 

Fishing from the bank.

You're welcome.

 

I just assumed it was some weird HSBC or Barclays documentary.

 

So, mass vaccination centre opening in Stevenage apparently.

Feel free to pop round for a mug of socially distanced tea after getting your shot.

Being your own biscuits.

You're welcome.

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My mistake - FISHING: ON THE BANK. If still not happy, take it up with BT sport, m8

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