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  1. Botswana Bantam

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    Just realised how loudly the clock in the kitchen ticks.

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    Dog walked. He decided to take a dump under a tree with very low branches. I was virtually on my hands and knees picking it up FFS
     
    #91362 Bantamspaul, Apr 18, 2020
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  3. zico

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    Is this something tradesmen do to each other?

    I guess when you're working together in close proximity, in a lonely house, just the two of you....

    Yes, i can see how it might escalate.
     
    #91363 zico, Apr 18, 2020
  4. zico

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    Your dedication to picking up shit is noted.
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    Dad logic. Might move again one day. Always one step ahead.

    Tiger bread toast. My working class credentials are in tatters. It'll be lunch next. Fcking lunch!
     
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    #91365 Hoochy-Min, Apr 18, 2020
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    Better, but I've been spoilt by the Rib Man
     
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    You've changed mate.......
     
    #91367 Bantamspaul, Apr 18, 2020
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    It's just so tasty.
     
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    #91368 Hoochy-Min, Apr 18, 2020
  9. Campbell's soup

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    Time for a spot of brunch.
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    I'm in a queue, inevitably.

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    #91370 Botswana Bantam, Apr 18, 2020
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    Avoid eye contact - it seems to initiate conversation.
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    As I was coming out of Tesco yesterday I saw someone I knew queuing to get in. She said hi, I said hi. The person in front of her in the queue said hi too. I don't know who he is. I'm still tortured by the awkwardness and will carry this torture forever now I think.
     
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    #91372 Hoochy-Min, Apr 18, 2020
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    The only way you could have retrieved the situation would have been to walk down beside the entire queue saying Hi to everyone in it.
     
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    Agreed - he deserves the pain. The sheer arrogance of the man.
     
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    I've got those black rubber holders that attach the light to your bike frame. Do you need one?
     
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    Shape yourself man. You’re not proper until you drill some stuff. You wouldn’t be able to tame Doris though, you should probably start on a kiddies plastic bosch drill, available online. Then maybe black and decker, entry level fodder, like that hot sauce, but for DIY.
     
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    She was hitting on you, m8. Open your eyes!

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    #91377 Botswana Bantam, Apr 18, 2020
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    The attachments are in the garage...... somewhere
     
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    Treadmill time.
     
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    time for bacon in this fatty’s house
     
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