The positivity thread

Tumbleweed. Phewwwwww pheeeew. We have some budget left to buy sum grey socks ......

 

There absolutely no chance that during the forthcoming season anyone will have to sit next to someone with questionable personal hygiene, verbal diarrhoea or who's a persistent whinger/moaner. (I don't mind relevant moaning, it's City, there's usually plenty to moan about. It's nonsensical and/or irrelevant frequent vocal outbursts that wind me up).

 

My main concern for this season is that we won't be able to properly celebrate being crowned champions

 

imagine the disappointment of it happening on a Claret day when you have an Amber ticket

 

Make sure you buy one of each just to be sure

 

if only it was that easy

 

based on an I-Follow season ticket.......
1) No one will see me “sneaking out” if we’re getting tonked
2) I won’t have to show my hatred of L**ds by standing up
3) we can’t blame the home form on the players being intimidated by the VP atmosphere
4) I can drink all the way through the match
5) I don’t have to wait in line for a half time piss, i can wash my hands in hot water, my eyes don’t sting due to the smell of urine
6) I don’t risk my car being Broken into whilst the match is on
7) I won’t get rained on in the first tier of the main stand
8) I won’t have to risk being run over by a golf GTI on the midland Rd
9) I can watch all of the early kick off premier league game before leaving rather than missing the last 30 mins
10) Football..........our midfield looks better, erm Guthrie’s probably not as shit as we thought, erm......never wanted Vaughn in the first place......now I’m struggling!!

 

Were gonna spend season well inside reduced salary cap

 

I don't think you'll ever go back.

 

11) You can switch over to porn instead of watching Bradford City.

 

That you in confessions of a dwarfe

 

Top effort !!

 

L,L,L,L, Impressive consistency,

 

It WAS that easy. Had prices been put up to £300 then I highly doubt we’d have sold more than 7000

 

Can only thnk of one ? STUART !

Without him we might as well all pack up and get on the Leeds bound bus !

On another postive note Curtis Good in this Aussie Grand Final for Melbourne ! He would walk into our defence now #leader

 

1 the most affordable professional football in the country
2 football is coming back after nearly six months
3 we appear to have ridden out the storm of Covid better than most
4 our commercial department have done good job with keeping and increasing our presence
5 season tickets are of to a good start
6 sales of home shirts at a record
7 an improved midfield
8 scoring plenty of goals pre season
9 still have money available to strengthen
10 it’s the start of the season if you can’t at least be positive then you might as well make the short journey to Elland Road

 

You could find a diamond in a swimming pool full of shite.

 

This new 'normal's' getting better....

 

This season Rhodes should be replaced!!!

 

Positives - the german might get bored using us as his chess set soon and do one.

ifollow has an off button

Hope Akpan has gone

Bowyers rubbish is another season closer to being released.

Weve trimmed the wage bill so may be more attractive to buyers

Leeds might get relegated