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Test Match Cricket

Discussion in 'General Sport' started by Offcomedun, Oct 10, 2023.

  1. Offcomedun

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    You really haven’t been paying attention, have you?
     
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    That comment took me back to my school days, usually followed by a clip round the ear **so funny.
     
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  3. Ulysses S Grant

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    Or a board rubber launched at great speed.
     
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    Pay attention to what? A game slower than Hughes tippy tappy football ?
     
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    Different sports pal. Cricket is a sport with several different formats.
     
  6. Offcomedun

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    If you think England’s test team play slow, boring cricket then you either haven’t been paying attention, or you simply don’t like cricket. Their recent few test series’ have been high tempo and utterly riveting.
     
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    England might well try to play test match cricket at a faster tempo but the game itself is slow.
    How long does it take from the point of a ball being bowled to the next one being bowled or at the end of an over, the next over starting.
    I’m sure lots of people enjoy it but for me it’s a yawn fest and the only enjoyment would be sitting all day in the sun getting pissed.
     
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    Not everything has to be fast paced. I’m a traditionalist I have always liked test cricket with the swinging fortunes and battle between bat and ball. I appreciate why people like the one day stuff but I prefer the real deal
     
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  9. Fordy117

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    It’s because you are old. Test cricket is boring!
     
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    Yes. This summer's Ashes series was very boring :unsure:
     
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    I don't enjoy it either but that doesn't mean it's boring per se, it means you and I find it boring.
     
  12. Fordy117

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    That’s the ashes. Take that away it’s boring as hell.
     
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  13. Dennis

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    Your comment about Test Match cricket being boring doesn't surprise me in the least. Test Match cricket is a thinking person's game! ;)
     
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  14. Offcomedun

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    So it’s actually nothing to do with test cricket at all. You simply don’t like the game of cricket. Your prerogative; your loss. It’s a completely different experience from football but can be just as gut wrenchingly gripping. It’s usually a lot more absorbing than most of the borefest we’ve been served up at VP for the last few seasons.
     
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    I’m sorry but ‘gripping’ is not a word I’d use to describe test match cricket. 1 day or 20/20 maybe but not test matches.
    There’s a reason Americans don’t play cricket, it’s boring and often has no end result.
    I mean what sort of sport can possibly be decided by the fecking weather!!!
    Imagine city drawing 0-0 in the final game needing a win to go up and it starts raining thus abandoning the game. Would we accept we don’t get promoted because it rained!!
    That’s exactly what happened with the Ashes. England lost the series because it rained. Just let that sink in.
     
  16. Fordy117

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    What for 5 days! Yeah, I can’t be bothered thinking for that long about the same thing!
     
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  17. Offcomedun

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    As Hugh Cornwell used to say - “ Americans. Smaller brains”.
     
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    Yet the Yanks have managed to turn an hour's game into near enough 4 hour's with American Football.....
     
  19. Offcomedun

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    And watching baseball is apparently like watching paint dry, there are so many stoppages.
     

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