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Sorry for the ice cream break

Discussion in 'City Talk' started by king karl, Jan 27, 2026.

  1. king karl

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    You crashed the site lol, over 1000 people wanting to moan fried the wires... simons put another 10 bob in the meter and were rocking again
     
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  2. SimonW

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    I might have asked this before but if the site does crash it would be great if you just take a step away from your keyboard and grab yourself a beer for a few minutes.

    When people just hit refresh over and over again it just compounds the issue and makes it harder for me to resolve it as it even slows down me accessing the server via command line. As well as an increase in real users we had a massive influx of malicious users and I was having trouble even outputting the list of potentially malicious IP's to go through and then an age to then import these IP's into the firewall to block them. Even a reboot to try and make it respond was seeing both CPU's and the RAM hit 100% usage within 2 seconds of it coming back up
     
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  3. Bantamshell

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    The forum literally blew up in rage!
     
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  4. Kevin1954

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    Malicious users meaning “ Guests “?
     
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  5. Campbell's soup

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    Pesky Russians.
     
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  6. king karl

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    Google bots , theres 40 online now and was around 150 the other night
     
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  7. andyc

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    Keyboard warriors
     
  8. Kevin1954

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    Thanks.
     
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  9. Stevay_b

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    Afraid the best I can do is open 10 tabs and refresh them in sequence
     
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  10. SimonW

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    No bots. While legit ones like the Google search engine ones do so in a considerate manner the less legit ones such as those for content farms or non-mainstream LLMs or ones from countries who don't care really overload servers. And then you have those looking to slow sites down just to be annoying or to try and find exploits. Most of these come from servers in China, Russia,Hong Kong, Singapore and Israel
     
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  11. king karl

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    1400 folk online now.. new forum record , do they know something i don't

    Prepare for the crash

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  12. donhutchinsaffro

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    Horsefield returns. Yowsah
     
  13. Campbell's soup

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    @king karl@king karl - Open up a Crowdfunder to replace @SimonW@SimonW 's Commodore 64 he's using to host the site.
     
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  14. Kevin1954

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    Why the highlighted names ? Are we special or summat;)
     
  15. Campbell's soup

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    Yep, on a forum of special people, you are the speshulest!
     
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  16. king karl

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    The Highlighted names havnt paid there subs :joy:

    Some people chose to show they are offline even if they are not, but us mods can still see them so the name is greyed out but we know they are here

    I think the other colours are for forum supporters or summat
     
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  17. Kevin1954

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    Tnx
     
  18. SimonW

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    Certain usergroups such as supporters are supposed to have stylised username as a perk but it's bugged and only works on a small number of those people. I've never been able to identify a commonality between those its working on and those it isn't
     
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  19. Onside

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    It has reassured me that I am not on this 24/7;)
     
  20. Storck

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    I don’t realise I had picked that option. Maybe I should go have a look and see what other stuff I picked when the forum atarted
     

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