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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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  1. bantam65

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    #141 bantam65, Apr 8, 2020
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    #142 Hugh Jarse, Apr 8, 2020
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    Told my mum I had made a bicycle out of spaghetti , she didn’t Believe me,
    You should have seen her face when I cycled pasta
     
    #144 Skyebantam, Apr 12, 2020
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    Every time :laughing::joy: don’t know why.

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    Sorry, I’m bored.
     
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    Saw a bloke in Sainsbury's trolley full up with fajita kits, a couple of pinatas, microwave paella and a sombrero on top

    Think he was Hispanic buying
     
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    yes :joy: This is what i’m talkin about!
     
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    Duck joke
     

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    A couple living near a busy road were fed up because every time a bus rumbled by, the wardrobe door swung open. The wife thus decided to get a joiner in to fix the wardrobe. The joiner checked it over and couldn’t find a fault so got inside the wardrobe. Just then, the husband came home and went into the bedroom.
    “What’s going on”, he demanded, as he opened the wardrobe doors.
    The joiner said, “You won’t believe me, mate, but I’m waiting for a bus!”

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    #152 River_City_Bantam, Apr 14, 2020
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    Manchester City have confirmed a new £12.7bn deal for their stadium naming rights with local seating firm MT Seats. It will be known as the MT Seats Stadium from 1st July 2020.
     
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    A couple living near a busy road were fed up because every time a bus rumbled by, the wardrobe door swung open. The wife thus decided to get a joiner in to fix the wardrobe. The joiner checked it over and couldn’t find a fault so got inside the wardrobe. Just then, the husband came home and went into the bedroom.
    “What’s going on”, he demanded, as he opened the wardrobe doors.










































    The joiner said, “You won’t believe me, mate, but I’m waiting for a bus!”
     
    #155 Bronco, Apr 14, 2020
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    When you work in a bank and two guys with masks come in but they are just robbing the place !!
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