Joke Thread

An Aussie outback farmer was concerned about his sheltered son's coming of age, so he decided to take him to the big city on his birthday and drop him off for the night at a classy hooker he'd already booked, and let her do the rest...

So he drops him off and the hooker let's him in. The lad takes one look at the bedroom and immediately starts shifting all the furniture to the side walls. The hooker says" what on earth are you doing? " And the boy replies " well, if it's anything like shagging a kangaroo you need plenty of room "

 

RCB

 

RCB

 

I can't understand why my calculator suddenly stopped working.



It just doesn't add up.

 

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested let me know and I'll jump over my neighbour's fence and get it for you.

 

What do you call a magician that's lost his magic??


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