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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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    A frog got his DNA tested,
    Turns out he's part British, part Irish and a tad pole.
     
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    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
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    A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
    As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

    He turned around and said, "So, now you want me to stay?
     
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    So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
     
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    In local news a woman has complained that her ex husband keeps breaking in and creosoting stuff.


    She has told him to never darken her door again!
     
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