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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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  1. Hugh Jarse

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    What do you call a cult that's hard to get in to?



    Difficult
     
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    Would you like to look at some holiday brochures...?
     
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    Got a couple of goldfish the other day

    Took them home and said to the kids, the first is called one and the other is called two

    The Mrs said what the hell have you done that for

    Because if one dies I'll still have two
     
    #2677 Dratsab taf, Aug 13, 2025
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    I went to a TV shop and they had one at a reduced price with a note saying, “volume control not working”’.

    I thought, “I can’t turn that down!”
     
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