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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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  1. Hugh Jarse

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    The Italian said:
    "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop, for five minutes."

    The Frenchman said:
    "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes."

    The Englishman said:
    That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow! That's phenomenal, what did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

    The Englishman replied: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
     
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    I keep having a recurring nightmare where I'm surrounded by loads of pregnant women in labour.

    I think I may be having a midwife crisis
     
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    Accordion to a recent survey, 95% of people won't notice if you replace a word with a musical instrument
     
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