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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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  1. Tony Wilkinson

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    The French have decided not to pull down Joan of Arc’s statue. There’s too much at stake.
     
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    #201 Tony Wilkinson, Jun 19, 2020
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    Just had a furloughed Jet2 pilot do some decorating for me.

    Made a great job of the landing.
     
    #202 Belvoir, Jun 21, 2020
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    What do L666s girls shout when they're having sex?

    "Gerroff Dad yer squashing me fags"
     
    #204 Disillusioned of Bingley, Jun 22, 2020
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    How many L666s fans does it take to wallpaper a room?

    It depends how thin you slice them
     
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    Two Irishmen working by a roadside, one is digging holes in the grass verge and when he moves on to dig the next one the bloke behind him fills in the hole he just dug. This keeps going until a man watching in bemusement from his garden asks "What are you doing lads?"

    So one of the Irishmen replies "Well there's normally three of us, but the bloke who plants the trees called in sick"
     
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    You'll be in bother ;).
     
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    "Doctor, I keep hearing strange voices coming from my underpants"

    "Ignore them, they're talking bollocks"
     
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    How many BLM activists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, because light bulbs are a product of white privilege and Edison's grandad once knew a bloke who owned a slave
     
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    In other news, Jeremy Corbyn takes advantage of the easing of lockdown restrictions by relaxing with a friend

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    Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan, and never wore aftershave?

    Yul never wore cologne.
     
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    #213 Tony Wilkinson, Jun 29, 2020
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    Forget your coat..... Just get out!!!
     
    #214 Steve1970, Jun 29, 2020
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    Don't worry, been thrown outta better places than this...;)
     
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    #215 Tony Wilkinson, Jun 29, 2020
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    The Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet on Thursday at 7pm. Please use back door
     
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