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Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by bantam65, Aug 30, 2018.

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    An Aussie outback farmer was concerned about his sheltered son's coming of age, so he decided to take him to the big city on his birthday and drop him off for the night at a classy hooker he'd already booked, and let her do the rest...

    So he drops him off and the hooker let's him in. The lad takes one look at the bedroom and immediately starts shifting all the furniture to the side walls. The hooker says" what on earth are you doing? " And the boy replies " well, if it's anything like shagging a kangaroo you need plenty of room "
     
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    [​IMG]

    RCB
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
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    [​IMG]

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    I can't understand why my calculator suddenly stopped working.



    It just doesn't add up.
     

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