The Real Story Revealed

In a startling revelation made today in German newspaper Gefälschte Nachrichten businessman Stefan Rupp claims that his purchase of Bradford City was an accident and that he was only in Bradford in 2014 for a few days as a tourist. My friends had been recommending that I visit this wonderful city but I had only a limited time said Rupp.

Rupp continued: “There is a famous silk mill there called Lister's Mill, it’s famous all over the world I think with the chimney of the mill at 249 feet (76 m) high, and it can be seen from most areas of Bradford, and nearby is the equally famous mural to commemorate the centenary of the founding of the Independent Labour Party in Bradford in 1893. This I was most interested in as it is located in the Bradford Playhouse in an area called Little Germany,not to mention the nearby Law Russell warehouse (Lockwood & Mawson, 1874), where the portico is supported on crisply carved Corinthian columns of superb quality.

Although I went on the first day to the Lister Mills it was slushy and raining and there was a hole in my shoe and I got wet so I went back to the hotel where I was staying".

“The following day I did make it to The Bradford Playhouse and afterwards went into a local pub (Mais-Transportwagen I think it was called) to sample some English beer. Whilst there I met a friendly man called Mark and a few beers later he sold me his football club Bradford City AFC which he said was at the bottom of the hill in a valley. I didn’t know I was close to the ground but I thought this deal was OK anyway, so why not?

I went back to Germany the following day, spoke to my friend Edin who knows football and he agreed to help and I didn’t think anymore of it but ever since then my life has been a nightmare and I have been wrongly accused of poisoning the Club.

Now my life has been turned upside down and I don’t know what to do and where to go. I’m afraid of going out.

I was just an innocent tourist in Bradford who has subsequently been falsely accused of doing things at Bradford which are so totally inconceivable that they would make no logical sense to anybody.

In fact, I demand an apology from those who are really responsible for ruining the Bradford City Athletic Football Club and top of that list is someone who hides under the pseudonym Süd-Yorks Kleines Huhn

 

Nope looking forward to our game tonight

 

A major element I'd say