Partygate

Beat me to it!

This is a bloodbath already.

 

BREAKING MEWS: LARRY THE CAT’S ULTIMATUM

I can no longer in all good conscience live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes or I do

 

I have far more faith in Larry.

 

The replacements show themselves up with the same morals as Johnson. Pure sh@ts

 

I see we have hit 15 now.

I wonder if any potential leadership bid will announce a resignation just before PMQ in the next half hour for absolute maximum damage.

 

Raaaab might quit hoping to force Johnson out and succeed him

 

What cabinet will soon look like.

 

Good god! Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. It’s unbelievable at how bad the situation is.

 

Home office minister, Victoria Atkins makes it 16

 

Any decent RBs there?

 

Aren't they all a bit right wing?

 

I dunno, they're doing a lot of defending at PMQ's!

 

With the rats all leaving the sinking ship there's no reason for Larry to stay at no 10.

 

As Starmer said, this is a case of the sinking ship fleeing the rats!

 

Fleeing the rat, actually.

 

Johnson is up before a committee at 3pm today. They will hammer him and no doubt after Javid's speech others will resign. He will be a very lonely figure, and he clearly won't go of his own accord.

 

Stuart Andrew of Pudsey, Horsforth & Aireborough has resigned as Housing Minister.

 

I hope he doesn't. I want to see him grilled over Partygate by the select committee and then hang on until the autumn for a bloodbath Tory Party Conference. The longer this shitshow of a government takes to tear itself to pieces the wider the splits in the party will become and the more chance there is of getting rid of them at the next GE.

 

Boris could be found guilty of eating children and still he would go on as Pm with the backing of Mogg and his cronies supporting him

 

And then what exactly...?