Off-Season Update: Ryan Sparks (26 June 2021)

blah blah blah.
He didn’t address the biggest issue that is at the front of all our minds.
WE TRAIN AT A SCHOOL FFS!!!!

 

Is this the school with facilities better than most other League 1 and 2 clubs?!

 

That’s the one.

 

You're missing the point, none of that matters because it's a SCHOOL FFS!!!!

 

I know. Dreadful right!

 

Hallelujah

 

Who is the face we all know returning?

 

Yes, I thought that might be the one you're referring to. It is such an embarrassing situation to be in isn't it?

The poor players having to experience superior facilities compared to their counter parts at the other clubs. This club of ours is a disgrace!

 

Stuart McCall.

 

All joking aside I thought it was a good update from Mr Sparks. There is a clear demonstration of understanding and having listened to the fans.

Stadium improvements- with improved toilet facilities on the way - better catering - hopefully - DD scheme and a clear determination to back the manager for a promotion charge.

Liked the tease of a new signing and potential familiar face. Pretty robust update for me - with exception of the school facilities of course ;-)

 

Sorry but it’s not at the front of my mind, never as.
The school provides a base for the eduction and for the boarding when required of our academy players.
The school with Bradford city have updated facilities for our players this season.
And out of interest where would you like us to train?

 

David Ball composer of say Hello wave goodbye

 

No it isn’t….I don’t give a flyin* where we train as long as we train properly.

Total irrelevance sorry.

 

Are you new Derrick?

 

Chuckle!

 

You even fell for that too!

 

You beat me to it. Bearing in mind the year we have just had, I view the report with much more positivity and whilst we have training facilities that most of our competitors are likely to envy, I don't see it as our biggest problem.

 

You saved me looking for a “ whoosh “gif.
Cheers

 

The “lord of the wash” will be along shortly to
read,digest,analyse ,then critique all points raised in the statement from Sparks.

And then rip the piss out of him for not personally hand delivering the accounts to him first instead of the suits at companies house.