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Midget Gems

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ahar964, Jan 13, 2022.

  1. ahar964

    ahar964 Squad Player
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    PC gone mad again. M&S and Tesco are re-naming Midget Gems as Mini Gems! Apparently so as not to cause offence to people of diminished stature or with dwarfism, and not as I originally thought, to prevent a certain local car wash magnate jizzing himself every time he walks down the sweetie aisle :grinning:
     
  2. 1975citygent

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    One complaint apparently. Fordy?
     
  3. Nottsy

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    This will really adversely effect my life. I’m really angry about this.
     
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  4. Offcomedun

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    Yeah, shocking isn't it? Anarchy and discord will spread like the plague because midget gems have been renamed.
     
  5. Keefly Bantam

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    This is an attack on tall people surely?
     
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  6. Offcomedun

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    I'm tall, and I don't feel attacked.
     
  7. Craven Cottager

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    Will I still be able to drive my MG M****t?
     
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  8. Tony Wilkinson

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    Wouldn't tell anyone about my smart tv, could offend thick people..
     
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  9. WilsdenBantam

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    Judging by sky news university researchers have actually spent time looking into this. Rather than something so meaningless it’d be better they spent their time and their education on actually educating bigoted people, for real social change rather than meaningless nonsense.
     
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  10. Tennesseebantam

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    So Craven just change the model name by deed poll to something like MG shortarse. That’ll work.
     

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