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Meal time again ???

Discussion in 'City Talk' started by Bantam cook 81, Sep 3, 2018.

  1. Bantam cook 81

    Bantam cook 81 Fringe Player

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    Which players will be out drinking and eating with Michael collins this week after is sacking!!!!!!
    Edin will be watching boys...
     
  2. Storck

    Storck Regular Starter

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    Hopefully rest of the management team
     
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    Just imagine what the meal would be like. First there would be the problem of finding a restaurant and deciding what type of food to have, then once they all got there the seating plan would be certain to cause confusion. If the evening wasn't going very well he'd then probably ask some of the players to leave after the first course and invite some others to join in for dessert but he'd make everyone switch places and maybe tell a few of the players to sit on different tables that they hadn't been sitting at before. Then when the meal was over he'd tell the chef that the food was rubbish and blame the players for choosing an Italian restaurant when all along he'd really wanted to go for a curry.
     
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    Then he will say ‘yeah I thought it was quite nice we did the best we could and we’re hoping next time it could be better’ c
     
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  6. Keefly Bantam

    Euro24 PL Entrant P.L.24/25 Entrant P.L. 20/21 Top 20 Qatar 2022 Entrant Supporter

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    Winner. V funny and bang on the money
     
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  7. Disillusioned of Bingley

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    I agree with you! Never thought I'd say that :brig:

    #upthesils
     
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    Surely a ‘huddle’ to decide where to go. They would probably have a ‘good first course’, with lots of masticating, but very slow swallowing. During the break, Michael woul give them a Pep(per) talk with a view to ‘going again’. However the second course would be to tough to swallow and they would say the chef was not on form! So at the end of the night the collective would not able to find a wallet between them and it would be washing up for ever and a day!
     
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  9. Ulysses S Grant

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    Surely they'd never be able to agree on where to go in the first place, or due to mixed messages all turn up at different places at different times ?
     
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  10. donhutchinsaffro

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    I used to have a boss big on management mantra Japanese and Shackleton (my hero) he always came out with the speel. Bollocked us all once for folded arms and no interaction. The meeting was being held in a council building after 5? All the heating off lol -5 in winter Lol Bad body language he said !!!!!!!!! no you numpty taters.... Collins will learn bless
     
  11. Hoochy-Min

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    Is that you Ronnie?
     
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  12. BCAFC LEE

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    Bet he has dessert first then starter and main
     
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  13. Mr Solution

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    At the end of the evening, his taxi would be awaiting
     

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