Mascot Packages 2 for 1

Skint aren’t we.

 

So the lies continue then the football league's finest players and 15k crowds seems along time since either of them statements were true

 

Julian’s using his old notebook...

 

I think the players are in jackets mate

 

Wonder how much it would cost to have a penalty shoot out between me and @Bronco? And after that @Offside vs @Park bantam! It would be far more entertaining than what we are currently being served up for 90 minutes. Prize could be two nights stay in a local residential home.

 

Bring it on I bet offside will be wide of the mark as usual. Can Bronco bring his Zimmer

 

He won't be allowed to use his mobiltiy scooter on our perfect pitch

 

Bloody ageist if you ask me.

@Bronco and @Onside is this on your bucket list? If so get on it. You could even hold hands as you walk/limp onto the pitch.

 

Don't you start I've enough with Dum & Dummer.......you know who you are @Craven Cottager and @Keefly Bantam but which is Dum and ehich is Dummer .

 

Only 50.00 if your child agrees to play the second half
Can't be much worse

 

I hope they let @Offside use a Smith and weston for his shootout.......

 

I'm well up for that pal , provided i can get some new cork studs for my boots .

 

I think he still has a few spare isotopes in his shed.

 

Did you mean dumb and dumber? if so I know which is which.