How old are you....

I see @Bronco and @Interested Bystander haven't voted yet

 

I’m 17, really pretty and never been kissed. I just want to find a nice boyfriend - that’s why I come on here.

 

Send me £5 and I’ll send you a picture

 

@Offside must still be driving down as nobody has posted in the last age group as yet

 

The grooming is no problem are you selling our details on to a 3rd party @Park bantam , @Bronco, @RonnieBrown , @Kevin1954 , @loz , @Interested Bystander, etc to funeral directors .

 

I have a Babyliss 'Male grooming kit' ........... But even that's getting harder to do these days, ha ha ha.

 

And I thought Rahic was the only teller of non truths, sweet cheeks.

 

LOL.

 

Nah, you’re all getting spammed to shit with ‘erectile dysfunction’ emails!

 

Don't believe all you read mate, medical science has come on a bundle

 

Yeah I’ve heard that you can now go to Boots and order them from a pharmacist - loads of old men hanging around waiting for a male pharmacist to turn up so they don’t have to explain their problems to a foxy young lady.

 

Mine's already booked mate. West & Coe, long term sponsors of Dagenham & Redbridge.
I like a bit of non league

 

No worries, sex is a spectator sport now days

 

Just love forward thinking mate, these young uns are thinking when they will be getting their first car, and we're thinking when will the grim reaper be calling