Caption Competition

Good luck

 

442 or 1111 or 543. Mmmmmmmmmmm what would Halifax or Avenue do..?

 

When you get caught taking the piss by sitting in the boss's chair at work.

 

'Aye up boys, you want owt from poundstretcher'

 

“You fecking useless ‘see you next Tuesday’”

 

Has the manager left you two guys in charge today?

 

" Don't change anything without my permission"

 

"why haven't you put the ball in the southend net yet?"

 

We're fecked if we know what we are doing but your plan is working to a tee Edin.

 

Stupid Twit, it's a meat pie, you don't put red sauce on a meat pie.

 

" just follow my plan I know football"

 

"What the feck do you want NOW, Edin, FFS ? ! Jeeeeze - We haven't friggin' kicked off, yet !!"

 

" There's room on that bench for Fordy"

 

what the fcuk is going on?
I have no idea. What did you say to them at half time?
That’s none of your business. Now get back to coaching.

 

tell the one with the blonde hair, he's coming back in my car after the game

 

why is Rahic getting involved when he should be leaving the coaching to the coach.
Or have we been mislead.
I would expect any self respecting journo to be asking why rahic is involved during the match when Collins should be concentrating on the game, not being distracted.

 

Seriously though, Edin might be a first class kangaroo, but does anyone in their right mind think he would be leaning over a barrier, within earshot of other people, and giving "instructions" that could be over heard and repeated. No-one on here knows what was said. Anyone saying he is "coaching" is either guessing or lying unless they actually heard it or can lip read. For all we know it may have been Collins who called him over.

 

Will one of you down there come up here and pull Abbott out of my arse.

 

"My seats better than your's, Michael ...... I can see the sea and deckchairs, from mine."