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Saw a blind guy in Morrisons this evening looking for toilet paper - told him to go home and I took him a few rolls round. He gave me a bottle of wine to say thanks.

 

If shit gets real they should ban booze. Puts a huge strain on the nhs and police.

 

Legit?

That's ****ing awesome, mate.

Went to Morrisons this afternoon and ALL the multipacks of beer had gone. Overheard a member of staff telling another where to put a full pallet of Carling - sounds like the bland big brand beer will be available for as long as they can get enough out. Anyway, had to 'make do' with actual nice beer, like 54 North and Kirin Ichiban.

What a shame.

 

Nothing wrong with Carling you beer snob.

 

I have the feeling it will have to do for a while (if you can get it)!

 

It could do, yeah.

Seems a fair point to me.

I guess they'll play that by ear?

 

Yes m8, straight up.
Shittest bottle of wine I’ve ever been given.

 

Yeah, but would you douche your backside with it, that's the ultimate question here...

 

Cant say I get off on that kind of shit mate. Quite happy to pass the bottle over to you if that what turns you on.

 

No thanks, I'm still using my non-panic bought, pre-panic buying bog roll