Wash seats

Would like to help but washing my hair that day,

 

Isn’t that @Fordy117 territory

 

Seriously? Our multi millionaire owner can't fork out a few quid to get a contract cleaning firm in?
What next? A supporters rota to wash the first team match day kit?

 

Midland Road eh? I might nip in and clean my own seat ready for the new season.

I'm not doing the one behind me though, the blokes moaning voice goes right though me.

 

Midland road eh?
I might nip and wash my own seat. Not doing the blokes in front of me though.He’s a right opinionated so and so.

Never listens to my constructuctive criticism.

 

Like fuxk

 

Isn't @Fordy117 sending his midget crew

 

I don't sit in midland Rd though

 

Which one?

 

Both of em???

 

You're right, it's a job for the specialists. You might get some free advertising Fordy.

 

That'll be me.

 

Whoever of you who is privileged enough to clean my seat in the Midland stand, please do remember to make sure the job is done properly. With due appreciation, elbow grease and approved cleaning products. Unfortunately I cannot join you all on this occasion. By the way I think this is an excellent initiative, and looking forward to my free shoe shine at half time.

 

Don't we all.

 

God's truth! I've heard it all now.

I could understand Park Avenue sending out a "Mayday" call for seat washers.

Talk about down to earth with a bang!

 

It's not about the money.

But you need to get in there before the hot water runs out for the season, it's strictly first come, first serve.

 

Surely it would be a good idea to get "Astonish" involved in this? Could be a potential new sponsor.

Now I might be making this up, but I'm sure there was some similar cry of help years ago, but this time it WAS the club asking if someone could wash the first teams kit.

 

Jokes aside this is completely amateurish, tinpot and embarrassing.

Could barely believe my eyes reading that article.