Joke Thread

I've not visited my grandma since last October, so I went round today. She's really made an effort to decorate the house for Halloween this year.

There's cobwebs everywhere, and a skeleton on the sofa in her usual place. She must have gone to the shops, though, because there was no answer from the doorbell.

 

I have some good news for my old maths teacher.




Now I drive a van delivering Ginsters to Hull, Grimsby and Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.