Countdown Thread

Letter from taxman telling me I owe £237.50 in underpaid tax. Considering sending a reply asking how much Amazon and Google have been asked to pay.

 

Absolute no chance of me working weekends.
While I’m working away 5 days a week,weekends have been designated “family time”which is a bit ironic considering everything that’s happened.

 

Hmmmm... Well, we're all saying our prayers for you this weekend then. Mrs Bridge has saved up a week's worth of chuntering...

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Opticians

 

I started with the bloody thing on Saturday - just started feeling more ‘normal’ today. Looking forward to the loss of taste so I can ‘enjoy’ the wife’s cooking.
Just keep up with the paracetamol.
Take care.

 

I had crunchy nut cornflakes earlier...cold cardboard.
Toast after... warm cardboard.
Bratwurst for tea....long thin warm cardboard.

Thats kinda what you've got to look forward to.

 

Mrs Soup can cook the taste out of anything.

 

Mrs bbb has just sent me a text to inform me that she’s just noticed her very recently acquired and not cheap exercise bike has been “violated”
Her words not mine.
Can’t wait until I get home tonight.

 

Is bbb junior in the brown and smelly then?

 

Gutting.
Some serious rest needed. I also had the anvil head pains in my back. Hoping you don't get some of the other symptoms I experienced.
Wishing you a speedy recovery.

 

See the insulate Britain protestors have been out in force again today
They should be either handcuffed to a set of traffic lights for 48hrs or drivers should reverse up to them and leave them to inhale exhaust fumes whilst they are sat there won't be much fun for those glued to the road

 

"normal"?



You must still be unwell then...

 

Still as funny as ever!

 

Change is worrying. We don't want that.

 

Just here for the laughs, m9.

 

Watching Kolkata Knight Riders snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Sneaked home with a 6 off the second to last ball.

Prior to that they'd got about 5 off the previous 22!