Countdown Thread

Could as well be. It had a mild black cherry taste but otherwise alcoholic water

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I'm not sure I'd recommend it though! Unless theirs is better!

 

Brings a whole new meaning to "Up the Bantams"
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I see Yorkshire have pretty much wrapped up winning the county season already.

 

Are they back in the First Division yet?

 

Good first day. Inexperienced bowling line up though. Will have to do really well to keep it up.

Bob Willis trophy this year, a 5 game regional group competition and top teams play in a 'final'

 

Chatting with a friend, who played cricket today.

Comedy moment, one of the player's girlfriends brought her labrador with her and tied the dog to a deckchair. The dog got startled by something and ran across the ground with the deckchair trailing behind. The dog made it into the car park, where loud bangs ensued as the deck chair bounced off the cars. The game was stopped at that point.

 

I'm not sure. Is that the one we've won more than all the other counties?

 

Yorkshire day n'all today.

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I'm trying to imagine an Essex day.

 

You can but dream

 

It is the only way (apparently)

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Strawberry time.

 

Much like @millario for day references, I need a weather guru...

 

Guru - the kind of word that sets expectations

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Day trip to Bristol to see sis and brother in law. They shopped, we golfed. Had a little wander round Clifton after - but pricey!

 

You need need to go to Bristol to find out it was pricey. @Bantamspaul could have just told you!

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Aim high, then when disappointed, summat to moan about.
Chuffing fireworks going off again.