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A Boy's Tale

Discussion in 'City Talk' started by Bantam-in-Greece, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. Bantam-in-Greece

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    THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!! Read to the end

    Bradford Yorks.A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Bradford City Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
     
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    Maybe the kid is a L**ds fan,that would explain everything?
     
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  3. MallorcaBantam

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    Good one BIG :D
     
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  4. Tennesseebantam

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  5. Bigrod

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    Very American (or perhaps it is all Greek to me?).
     
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  6. Ricky

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    Very old joke that.
     
  7. Bantam-in-Greece

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    Sorry mate, I've not heard it before and thought that it was superb!
     
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  8. Meltham Massive

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    New one on me, very funny, just copied and pasted into text, changed the team and sent to several dog botherers!!
     
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  9. Ricky

    Ricky Squad Player
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    Wasn't being sarcastic just it is generally a very old joke where the bradford city part is used with other clubs names.
     
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  10. Bantam-in-Greece

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    No problem, didn't take offence Ricky! ;)
     
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  11. Flying Duck

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    That's 60 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks for that @Bantam-in-Greece@Bantam-in-Greece :p
     
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  12. Bantam-in-Greece

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    You are very welcome buddy!! **so funny
     

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