Cummings (with Poll)

I have run out of popcorn now.

 

The favourite part of my eye test is when I drive for 30 minutes to Barnard Castle.

 

You must drive like Miss Daisy if wouldn't require a refuel for a 520 mile trip.

 

I ran out of interest first.

 

You couldn't make it up, but they(cumm+boris) just did.
Apparently he re-fueled on the way back down but cannot remember where.
That is such a common problem we all share,
Memory, it all gets kinda hazy man!

 

Of course other elements will be taken into considerations but at the moment saving lives is the name of the game.
Didnt Tony Blair get re-elected after taking the country into a war that was never needed, I'm sure even you remember the "weapons of destruction" claim, and it turned out there weren't any, but many fools gave him another term in office as our Prime Minister in 2005, what a set of fools.

 

This different. Rich people will be losing money and businesses which the conservatives are meant to protect.

The party is weak! If Boris sacks Cummings and Hancock he might just hang in there but he's weak so he won't.

 

Media whores now foaming at the mouth. Speaking of selective memory just read comments from arseholes like Alistair Campbell, a guy i'd love to see get good dose of the virus.

 

Never mind Cummings,whichever legal person looked at his script and said "OK" to him saying he drove a 60 minute round trip to check his eyesight needs sacking.

 

Even Steve took the mick out of the government.

"Yeah I will Furlough my gardener"

 

Rod, m8.... No one drives like that unless your like 70! Even then it only lasts for 2 years before you start breaking suddenly because your eyesight is going.

 

Yeah my eyesight is really dodgy so why don't I drive the car 30 miles or so and see if I can avoid hitting anyone or thing.

And he is the Governments chief adviser. Blimey.

 

Just pointing out that you was wrong with your
(only a fool will think this will be forgotten in 4 years time) Blair got re-elected, stick to what you wrote not to what you think might happen in almost 5 years time.

 

He must have been doing it at home as at the moment I believe gyms are closed, I wonder if he has a gym in the basement.

 

Forget the Corona Virus for a minute, imagine making a huge *@?$ up like this in the media then going to a spin doctor to ask his advice on the best course of action for damage limitation. And then been advised to take this course of action. FFS the guys occupation is week in week out dealing with this sort of shite and he can't even advise himself properly. I'd expect better from a first year university graduate.