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Fishing and waterways

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Skyebantam, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. Skyebantam

    Skyebantam Impact Sub
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    Ah, i could just be on the Stainforth & keady canal right now. Tackle out, pole in hand dangling squatts down the inside line catching a few bits. Whack a waggler across to them lovely rushes later on for bonus chub or two. Eh @zico@zico??
     
  2. zico

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    Will miss all your fishy talk on the countdown thread. Guess you'll spend most of your time on here now :D
     
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  3. Storck

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  4. millario

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    Is this all a euphemism?
     
  5. Offside

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    Fishing is a state of mind , catching is a bonus, the main thing is the solitude and solace . Only true Anglers know this .
     
  6. Tillo

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    Sounds a bit perverted to me :eek:
     
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  7. Klaatu

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    oo'er missus!
     
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  8. Hoochy-Min

    Hoochy-Min Squad Player

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    U wot m8 o_O ¿?
     
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  9. Bronco

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    You come across as a real nice family man as well @Skybantam, very worrying comments ;).
     
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  10. BigDaddyO

    BigDaddyO Fringe Player

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    What next? Cricket having its own thread? Very worrying times.....
     
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  11. Hoochy-Min

    Hoochy-Min Squad Player

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    @Tawheed@Tawheed is your man person ffs for cricket. More his sort of sport.
     
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  12. Bronco

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    What's a waggler, same as the likes of David Lloyd with his "this lad bowles a mean googley" wtf is that all about.
     
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  13. Hoochy-Min

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    Wrong 'un, googly, Chinamen, knuckle ball, Yorker, bouncer. Ask @Tawheed@Tawheed m8.
     
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  14. BigDaddyO

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    You have to be indoctrinated first to find out.
     
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  15. Skyebantam

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    I figured there must be some closet piscators on here, there's plenty of piss takers lets face it. Look, if you are, just post yer fishy tales on here, details of your bagging session or infuriating blank. innuendo is unavoidable in fishing. or just post your lovely watery vistas to sooth the soul. We have a thread about ecaping social media, well next best thing stick pictures of canals and stuff on here to look at ;)
     
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  16. Skyebantam

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    You well know how smutty fishing talk is. oh. Hang on. Far bank waggler paid off, I'VE FINALLY GOT A CHUB ON....:oops:
     
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  17. Bantamsteve

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    Carp fisherman for many years Skye
    One hot sunny day waiting for them to start topping was sat in next peg to a man and his wife The man was asleep when he woke his wife said
    "Did you know there's been a little bird sat on your rod whilst you've been asleep" To which he replied "Not for a long time"
    I thought it was funny anyway
     
  18. Skyebantam

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    Ey up. Carp man on here. Bivvies and barrows! Proper sophisticated kit, not like @Offside@Offside with his split cane rod and wicker basket ;)

    Do you still wet a line regular then Steve?
     
  19. Bantamsteve

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    Offy
    Get yourself to Lonsdale Park in Cumwhiton not far from you I believe
    Solitude Solace and your guaranteed to catch
     
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  20. Skyebantam

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    It's a type of float Broncs. @BigDaddyO@BigDaddyO is peed off, thought it was a sex toy or something :D
     
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