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Interesting Interview with David Sharpe

Discussion in 'City Talk' started by Lard Arse, Nov 19, 2024.

  1. Jordan

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    He talks some utter bollocks. On the verge of what? We've scored 4 goals all November so far and 3 of those were against non-league Aldershot. We've had 1 clean sheet in all competitions in the last 2 months which was against a struggling at the time Tranmere team. We've had 50 shots in the league in the last month and scored 3 times, one set piece and I dunno if you can still call Cooks goal at Colchester a set piece goal, but the defence and attack were still setup in a corner routine I suppose. Either way, we cant create a single thing in open play.

    Seriously, what are we on the verge of? Becoming the most mediocre club in the EFL? I know what Graham is on the verge of if we don't win on Saturday.
     
  2. Jordan

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    Our club was summed up pretty well for me this morning....

    I was in the Costa Coffee drive thru in Shipley and there was a big Audi in front, lined up pretty much as far away from the window as possible. I thought what is this clown doing, surely driving near a window isn't too difficult? He was struggling to reach to pay, he had to open the door to get out and pay then grab his coffee he was that far away from the cashier, then I realised I recognised the driver....... it was Mark Trueman.
     
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  3. Salty

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    Like us he was nearly there
     
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  4. Rogered Tart

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    Was his hair perfectly coiffed?
     
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  5. Jordan

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    Incredibly coiffed, a man can only dream of that alignment. I tried sneaking a photo but my paparazzi skills aren't great, literally all I got was his fantastic fringe placement and a struggling arm.
     
  6. bailiff bridge bantam

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    This is what this forum needs more of.

    Pure poetry.
     
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  7. AngryGaz

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    I actually feel sorry for the folk that buy into this shit :(

    So in s nutshell our season is now reliant on Andy Cook getting enough goals to keep us in the mix ????

    Simply shows that the recruitment should be fooked off NOW before they have another window to get it right
     
  8. Dennis

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    It does ...

    There was a young coach called Trueman
    Whose coaching the players thought inhuman
    They run round the ground
    Too many injuries abound
    And they still say he hasn't a clue, man

    Poetic enough? ;)

    OK, not quite Keats or Kwesi Johnson
     
  9. The Original EB

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    Dennis it needs Pam Ayres to recite your masterpiece.
     
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  10. andyc

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    Thought you meant as our new chairperson
    At least she could do the half time entertainment, it would probably be the highlight of the afternoon.
     
  11. The Original EB

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    I've just looked at her Wiki page- she's a patron of the British Hen Welfare Trust so must like Bantams!
     
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  12. bailiff bridge bantam

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    It has been every season that he’s been here.

    As much as he likes scoring goals and is obviously very good at it at this level,the fact that once again the whole clubs hopes of promotion are placed on Cook’s shoulders is not only scandalous and sad it’s also highly expected.

    To be in this position going in to the January window in 5 weeks yet again is proof that the whole recruitment set up is absolute dogshit.

    If proper help for Cook (not some kid from a youth set up) isn’t the absolute number 1 priority in Jan then we might as well just give up.
     
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  13. andyc

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    she must be quite an old bird by now
     
  14. Faithful Bantam

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    'Pay attention to what people do, not what they say'.

    Never a truer word spoken.
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
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  15. ahar964

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    Short arms like Rupp
     
  16. Kevin1954

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    Well no because most of the original 11 are injured ?
     
  17. andyc

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    Jhonson , kelly, Baldwin, Wright, Richards, Sarcevic, Pattinson and Kav last week.
    Have i missed anyone
    It seems to be a season on season problem
    How did we ever manage when squads were so much smaller and only one sub.
     
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  18. bantam65

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    We didn't sign players that we knew had horrendous injury records?
     
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  19. simons (woking bantam)

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    Think hes in self preservation mode as he knows hes not really delivering
     
  20. DimitriPayet

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    Can we do a vote of comment of the year Admins? I choose this one
     

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