Embarrassing 'Misheard' Thread Of The Month - Potential Saudi Takeover

very late lunch, nearly choked on my pasty, had to check the date that it was not April fools.
Is someone taking the piss here?

 

The Kop will be renamed the Sheik, Rattle and Roll end.

 

It's not April fools, we really did sign a centre back from Notts County after they'd just conceded a league high 86 goals.

We're enquiring with Gillingham next to see if they've got any strikers we can take.

 

Our mouth breathing fans misheard. Im humiliated to be a Bradford fan.

 

Thank god for that.
Thought i had entered a parallel universe, where we were Man city and vice versa.
What a terrible thought.

 

Boom

 

Cant believe I'm more amazed that people misheard talksport into the rumour..... or that people still actually listen to talksport! God awful sports radio. Are they still owned by the same people that own The Sun rag?

 

Not sure

You can't beat Simon Jordan

 

Why you believe anything that Alan Nixon says? Seriously!!

 

When you have Simon Jordan preaching about football then you know its a waste of time

 

Listen, it’s summer, we’re all desperate for news about City. But why do people get so upset about stupid stories? It’s like when someone “I.t.k” posts a rumour about us signing someone, when it doesn’t happen we have grown men (women and fridges too, I suppose) all acting like a 3 year old who’s just dropped their ice-cream on the floor. Relax, worse things happen at sea. Personally, can’t wait for the Saudi’s to take over. At least they’ll get rid of the crap beer sold at City.

 

Date juice and rose and hibiscus water at all kiosks.

 

Only one steward required to keep the ultras quiet.

 

That will stop the idiots who inhabited the nwc stopping games through "medical emergencies" caused by handbag slapping each other.

 

We didn't need someone mishearing the radio for that

 

Is that the new independent candidate for Bradford West

 

Wouldn’t fancy a steward with an 81mm cannon, especially if he gets the hump.

 

Already hobbled Gillingham by taking the great Vadaine Oliver.