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Celebrity Car Crash

Discussion in 'General Chat - No political posts' started by BigDaddyO, Jul 18, 2018.

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  1. BigDaddyO

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    In a 60's 4 seater car, no airbags,seatbelt and a huge unforgiving steering wheel.
    Who would you have in it?
    I'd have James Arthur driving with Lily Allen next to him.
    Let me think about the rear passengers.
     
    #1 BigDaddyO, Jul 18, 2018
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    Katie Hopkins. Though she's not really a celebrity, just an really annoying *@?$.
     
    #2 Skyebantam, Jul 18, 2018
  3. Tony Wilkinson

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    Eddie Izzard and Katie Price.......
    ( Although her natural airbags might save her..)
     
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    #3 Tony Wilkinson, Jul 19, 2018
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  4. NorthernMonkey

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    It might have received more response had you entitled it Bantam Talk car crash where we had to pick 4 other posters.
     
    #4 NorthernMonkey, Jul 19, 2018
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  5. Tony Wilkinson

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    Thought it was supposed to be a car not a double decker bus......!!
     
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    #5 Tony Wilkinson, Jul 19, 2018
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    James Corden driving.
    James Corden in the passenger seat.
    James Corden in the back sat next to James Corden.
     
    #6 bantam65, Jul 19, 2018
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  7. Chippy

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    Rylan and pierce Morgan with Robert Peston hiding in the boot
     
    #7 Chippy, Jul 19, 2018
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    Good call. He'd be one of my rear seat passengers.
     
    #8 BigDaddyO, Jul 19, 2018
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    Taylor Swift, Grayson Perry, Paul Pogba & any male shaped eyebrow sleb w.a.n.k.e.r.
     
    #9 abbomf, Jul 19, 2018
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    Piers Morgan would definitely be in there.
     
    #10 Skyebantam, Jul 20, 2018
  11. Bronco

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    Could we make it a 52 seater coach and fill it with those "Celebrities" from Love Island, TOWIE, and Geordie Shore.

    Just how low does TV have to slump to class these thickos in many cases as Celebrities.
     
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    James Corden, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eamonn Holmes and Simon Cowell

    Late edit - definitely have to stuff Piers Morgan in the boot too

    There's loads more of course including many footballers, most Reality TV folk such as the Kardashians (whoever they are) and, of course, most of our MPs, particularly those in Government.....................
     
    #12 Bantamspaul, Jul 20, 2018
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    There might be room still on my coach to get a few more onboard ;).
     
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    I missed Simon Cowell, glad you didn't.
     
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    Robbie Williams,Liam Gallagher,Chris Moyles,Diane Abbot.
    (And can I have Jeremy Corbyn sneaking a lift in the boot ?)
     
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    Been thinking about this a bit and I'm struggling to whittle down the list so I'm going for an A380 airbus full
    Obviously not gonna list the whole passenger list but I'd like to think the catalyst for the disaster would be a structural failure blowing a 4 foot hole in the fuselage right next to James Corden and him being squeezed through the hole, slowly being peeled like a fat irritating squeaky banana
     
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    Morgan, Farage, Hopkins, and any other celebrity fascist enabling cünt. For starters.
     
    #18 Nottsy, Jul 22, 2018
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    And Ed Sheeran.
     
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    Steve Wright, Tim Lovejoy, Glenn Hoddle, Chris Evans.
     
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