Rant time....BBQs, Garbage and unintelligent people.

W’da ya sayin, dat we fickies aren’t alow’d out wit u elietz?

 

I'm glad you keep your Meldrew posts in the granddad website you boring old bastard. Clear your cache.

 

That's why I pay for National Trust membership. An affordable gated community for enjoying the countryside.

 

Historic Scotland card for me. Love an old castle, I do. Nae neds.

 

5 miles of queues to get into Leeds Ikea on Monday and people literally having orgasms as McD re opens some stores.

I would up your % to around 98%.

 

I cannot get my head around why people would queue for hours in the blazing sun to get into a crappy Swedish flat pack furniture store. Saw the pictures, with some people with young kids with them. They should be done for cruelty to children

 

I’m probably still banned (fingers crossed)

 

Why are you banned?.

I have only ever been once in my life to the one at Birstall. I quickly came to the conclusion that I had to get the hell out of there, the problem was I couldn't find my way out!

 

Fighting.
Had an altercation with a knuckle dragger and we end up laying waste to a living room display.
It must have been over 15 years ago now - so if I’m not still banned, I’m continuing my self imposed exile.

 

I thought you were going to give us the one liner about having a crap on the display toilet.

 

That was B&Q m8.

 

All fast food outlets should be burned down and coated in lime , the beech near me as been clean for weeks . The streets have been cleaned it all looked neat and tidy . Now the inbred moronic fast food facists have undone all the good work , it's now a litter strewn shit tip .

 

That’d be the whole drug trade down the shitter then.

 

How did the altercation start.... asking for a friend

 

He took exception to me calling him a ‘ladies bit’ after he refused to apologise for running into me with a trolley.

 

Love those soft close lids.

 

....for the record I took a right battering.