Countdown Thread

After grass cutting I'll be having some cider (not in ice lolly form)

 

Too hot to work

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Take the rest of the day off.
If anyone says something, tell 'em I said it was ok.

 

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If I put the washing out, do we think it'll dry much before dark?

 

I'll risk it.

 

Must be dry by now @zico

 

I’ve taken back a couple hours from 2pm
Not that I’ll be going outdoors.

 

Cheers all.

 

Thank you

 

Most welcome.

 

Looks like it's melted.

 

Set a notification on your phone to remind you to buy your favourite lolly/ice cream in March 27 and stock up, avoiding disappointment. (I've also just forwarded this idea to Viz's Top Tips section)

 

Speaking of Viz, I've just told my eldest about the comic back in the day.Sid the Sexist, Roger Mellie,Tracy & Sharon,Biffa Bacon?, The guy with the massive testicles in a wheelbarrow (can't remember his name), The Middle Class Parents. Roger Mellie's Thesaurus was a trailblazer, years before the urban dictionary was a thing.
Can anybody remember any other characters?

 

Buster Gonad you we thinking of probably
Cockney Wa**er of course
Billy the Fish - ideal as it appears Smith is going elsewhere

 

the Fat Slags

 

Student Grant ?

 

Terry Fu**witt

 

Don't know why but Cockney Wa**er made me remember Big Vern who carried a sawn off everywhere

 

Still got all the Annuals in the loft

 

Is this a euphemism?